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23

Dec

LMFAO.

LMFAO.

18

Oct

I listen to this everyday on my way back from work or school, and today, I heard Flo Rida sample it, and it made me very upset. I no longer have a radio in my car. Flo Rida made me punch the one I had until it broke. Fuck you Florida. yeah I called you Florida!

13

Oct

Close Enough

Fat Kids love Bl3nd

08

Oct

In fault, it’s “we”, in success it’s “I”

Just a thought.

28

Sep

MY NEW BAND OBSESSION. NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE THE COOLEST NAME EVER, BUT THEY HAVE THE FREAKIEST SHOW I’VE EVER SEEN, AND TRE’S INTERESTING BEATS!

My “YOU ARE REAL DUMB!” Segment

So Sly Stone is living in a van in CRENSHAW and this is what one resident had to say.

“Me personally, yeah, I’d like him to leave,” the neighbor said. “I’d like him to get out of town. I think it’s bringing down the property value.” 

IN FUCKEN 5150 CRENSHAW!!! KICK OUT THE BANGERS AND DEALERS NEXT DOOR! THAT’S WHAT’S BRINGING YOUR PROPERTY VALUE DOWN!

14

Sep

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I’m just amused that my DJ name was said on a La Maquina Musical. haha.

30

Aug

The Bumps on the Ceiling

Forgive my lack of happiness, but life has given me a bigger share of troubles, trials, and tribulations than it did to the silent voyeur sitting a row behind me.

Forgive my lack of fancy words, but my mother was too broke to buy me that thesaurus, the one that was just like yours.

Forgive my lack of beauty, but the sheep refused to jump over my bed last night, or any night before that, and I wasn’t able to reap the benefits of sleep.

Forgive my lack of excuses, I could only come up with 3.

23

Aug

A new Alphabet, provided by Timbaland and Dev

A girl, you my

B girl,

C girl, I got this

D girl, don’t need to spell it out, I make it

E-sy, I have you yellin out, I just wanna

F,F,F. 

21

Aug

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This is to good friends, good times, and a good life. Most importantly, this is to laid back Cali, where you can bump the radio, chill out, and enjoy the view wherever you are.

27

May

There ain’t no reason you and I should be alone tonight, yeah baby.

17

May

I want you to take over control

16

May

Listening to the laughs of our youth. Loud, Carefree, Hopeful.

02

May

01

May

Somewhere in my search for reality, I realized I was a dreamer.